Did you Know

Did you know.....

that when a rotweiller puppy has the runs on the carpet, it's pretty much time to pull up the carpet and put in stained concrete.

that a puppy playing bouncy ball with frogs excreats a poision that causes said puppy to have the runs all over your carpet.

that the same f'ing puppy when you are carpet cleaning his first mess will wag is little tail while popping right next to your foot.

that puppy can almost run faster than you can plant a foot in his ass. Almost but not quite.

that the scuba elfs face when sitting in a movie theater seat is even with my butt when I accidently fart when I stand up

that eating sugar free cookies gave me the fart that went in the scuba elfs face

that when driving your very hot bright red dodge charger (with a hemi) teen agers staring at the old woman in the cool car will run into a curb at 25 miles an hour.

that lemon raspberry cheesecake whilst having a beer isn't such a good idea.

that posting after having a beer and taking a pain pill makes you post very stupid Did you know things.

Nice weekend everyone