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Monday, July 09, 2007

*** #(*%#$ Blogger won't let me put in a title, I'm sure like the rest of you****

ODE TO BINKY BEAR

Dear Binky Bear,

Mommy and Daddy gave you to me the first day I came here to live. I was little and scared and had been passed around from house to house all my young life.
We got home and they handed you to me.

You were my best friend. I carried you everywhere. You were never not by my side. I cuddled you, played with you and when my mouth was ouchie because I was cutting teeth you let me chew on you to make my gums feel better. Oh how I loved you my binky bear.

Then it happened. I started growing up. You didn't go to many places with my anymore.
But I'd still come back to you and cuddle especially when I got yelled at for being bad. You were still my little binky bear.

Then OH my one day I was playing with you and the next thing I knew, I ate off your face and pulled both your arms and legs off and scattered your stuffing all over the floor and played and played in what was left of you.

Binky Bear I'm so sorry, and know I still love you my binky, and I'll see you someday in binky bear heaven

Your Friend
Zeus
the puppy

4 Comments:

  • At 10:30 PM, Blogger Burfica said…

    OMG that was so fucking funny. Poor little Zuesey hehehehe

    Now you need to get him a rubber bear or something. lmao

     
  • At 7:36 AM, Blogger Mia said…

    Lol...poor Binky

     
  • At 11:00 AM, Blogger Canadian flake said…

    omg wayyyyyyyy to funny...poor lil Zeus...roflmaooooooo. Maybe one of those toys that squeaks when he chews it would be a good idea. Hee hee it might drive you nuts, but he would love it..lmao.

     
  • At 6:30 PM, Blogger Dorko said…

    lol... I remember puppy days, NOW!

    I had a sweet little dogger, that treated a couch pillow of mine, like it was a saber tooth squirrel -
    or something equally dangerous ...

    Puppy FUN! ;-)

     

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