Feeling so loved and special
....First thing this morning I opened up my yahoo e-mail account and seen that I had 47 new messages...Ohhhhh boy, I have friends, they have e-mailed me..they want to find out how I'm doing..how I'm feeling...what's going on with my life. Yesssssss I'm so excited.
......no e-mails from friends, but OMG something even better, I had 7..count them 7 people who want to make me very rich just for helping them out. HOW awesome is that. Apparently one of these people is from some little backwards country and his uncle the Omar, or the King, or the Supreme ruler of the Galaxy has just croaked, moved on to the next higher plane of exsistance, or is off to invade the neighboring galaxy and has a very large sum of money that only I..yes people you hear it..little old me...can help this grieveing, celebrating, doormat nephew get his dirty little fingers on.
Now all I have to do it give him my bank account information, routing number and all..and he's going to filter a large amount of money through my account, and just for this little bit of help he's going to deposit a whopping one million dollars in said account. Hands clapping...jumping up and down...I'm a millionaire people...eat your hearts out....**sigh*** I can't belive he picked me...It's my lucky day...
On another note...Does anyone know a Man named Alekx...cuz I think I might have got his 40 e-mails...They all seem to be offering a bigger penis in just 7 days...Now while I do love a big penis...I just don't think it will go with the wardrobe I have...So I'm thinking The male Alekx might be wanting me to forward him his e-mail so that he can take advantage of these miricle drugs and enlarge his penis...he's probably very bummed that he has such a small penis and I'd hate to be responsible for his accute depression or **gasp** possible sucide because I have all his e-mail that will allow him to rectify his miniscule member disfunction.
OH Shit you don't think the Million dollar offer was for him do you. I was so excited I was going to be a millionaire...Do you think I can pull off that I'm "that" Alekx and still get the money by helping this poor boy get his hands on his Uncle's Money.
Party is on me folks.
Ummmmm I problaby need to stop popping the cold medication huh...
......no e-mails from friends, but OMG something even better, I had 7..count them 7 people who want to make me very rich just for helping them out. HOW awesome is that. Apparently one of these people is from some little backwards country and his uncle the Omar, or the King, or the Supreme ruler of the Galaxy has just croaked, moved on to the next higher plane of exsistance, or is off to invade the neighboring galaxy and has a very large sum of money that only I..yes people you hear it..little old me...can help this grieveing, celebrating, doormat nephew get his dirty little fingers on.
Now all I have to do it give him my bank account information, routing number and all..and he's going to filter a large amount of money through my account, and just for this little bit of help he's going to deposit a whopping one million dollars in said account. Hands clapping...jumping up and down...I'm a millionaire people...eat your hearts out....**sigh*** I can't belive he picked me...It's my lucky day...
On another note...Does anyone know a Man named Alekx...cuz I think I might have got his 40 e-mails...They all seem to be offering a bigger penis in just 7 days...Now while I do love a big penis...I just don't think it will go with the wardrobe I have...So I'm thinking The male Alekx might be wanting me to forward him his e-mail so that he can take advantage of these miricle drugs and enlarge his penis...he's probably very bummed that he has such a small penis and I'd hate to be responsible for his accute depression or **gasp** possible sucide because I have all his e-mail that will allow him to rectify his miniscule member disfunction.
OH Shit you don't think the Million dollar offer was for him do you. I was so excited I was going to be a millionaire...Do you think I can pull off that I'm "that" Alekx and still get the money by helping this poor boy get his hands on his Uncle's Money.
Party is on me folks.
Ummmmm I problaby need to stop popping the cold medication huh...
posted by Alekx @ 9:52 AM
8 Comments:
At 10:35 AM,
Burfica said…
ummmmmmm for once my darling sister. I think I'm speachless (well sorta anyway)
I think they need to start testing your head and not your tummy.
And stuff doesn't always show up on a sonogram if it's early so pfffffttttttt
cuz ultra sound techs are STUPID!!!!
can't find anything unless they are looking exactly for that, and even then still can't find it.
Your right, you have one, it's MINE!!!! MINE I SAY!!!!!
At 10:41 AM,
Mia said…
Lol...just what the world needs...an abundance of penises....(peni?) It's bad enough some guys have to drag their ass....imagine if they have to drag their...nevermind... lol...I get those kind of emails too.
Do you ever wonder if those guys that send those out accidently get those emails themselves? Do you know Ed McMahon got a thing in the mail saying that he had made it to the next round of the millionares list. lol
At 11:11 AM,
Anonymous said…
Alekx, I work for a web based company and can totally sympathize with your spam woes. I wish spam programs were a little smarter though, I mean, I'm probably not going to click on something that says "yung v1rg1n $lutz gangbangz" but if they tried "see Jude Law naked" I would be ALL. ABOUT. CLICKIN'.
About your underwater photo adventures... I did four semesters of Photography in college and have since done a lot of experimenting, but I have never done underwater photography. I'm intimidated by indoor lighting, I can't imagine how badly I'd botch an underwater photo! I would say when in doubt, use a flash!
At 11:30 AM,
kitten said…
Boy I only get comments from my wonderful blogger buddies, i rarely get spam ...except diet aids, and im starting to take that personally. May be I just dont visit enough porn sites? I can do better, I know....
At 1:15 PM,
Handsome B. Wonderful said…
Haha. Great post!! Thanks for making me laugh. I'd take the money over the pills any day. I don't have to compensate because..ahem..well, you get the picture. Anyyyywayyyyyy, keep the great posts coming!! And notice I didn't spell it with a, "u" I do have SOME tact. Not much, but some lol.
At 1:19 PM,
Handsome B. Wonderful said…
P.S.~
I finally got your blog posted on my roll and you get top billing!! Another thing to add to your lucky day!!!!
At 1:28 PM,
Mathieu said…
Ah, wonderful spam.
Everything you ever wanted (and lots more, unfortunately), never delivered.
Thanks for the comment on my blog, and the invitation. I've had great fun reading yours. I was choking over the cleaning-the-pool-breathing-thru-a-garden-hose incident. Probably knocked a year off my life expectancy.
At 4:43 PM,
Brooks said…
Thanks for stopping by my blog. Have some fun with email scammers.
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