No more crazy straw intestines

so my insides no longer sound like a crazy straw slurping up sludge. Or pushing it out at high rates of speed. All I can say on this is thank you to the poop gods for seeing fit to remove their curse from my butt.

It was a movie weekend. First went to Bridge to Terabethia. Very good family movie. It will make you laugh, it will make you go Awwww and Ohhhh and it will make you cry. Over all not at all what I expected but still quite good.
Second we went to see Ghost Rider. I was suprised at it. I enjoyed the movie, but now have to keep an eye on the house elf. He might go purchase a harley and see if he can set it and his skull on fire. As much as I adore my firemen I really don't need them visiting my house.

Yesterday the Dallas/Ft Worth Area looked like Armageddon and the end of days. Came out of the theater and the sky has this orange overcast, everything is eearily reflecting off surfaces. The wind is blowing almost like a tornado is building up.
Turned out to be a huge dirt/dust storm with 50 to 80 mile an hour winds, but I was looking at the house elf on my way to work, telling him well if I die at work Honey you can have my new car. :-) He didn't seem to amused.

Of course with the winds that high, things were a mess thorugh work. Power outages, stoplights off, (and of course no driver is smart enough to treat a non working stoplight like a 4 way stop, NOOOOO everyone wants to go first without stoping. Fugging idiots) Power poles were being ripped out of the ground which of course is making power go out all over the city.
FOR THE LOVE OF WHATEVER GOD YOUR BELIVE IN PEOPLE....Do NOT call 911 to ask of if we are aware the power is out, or to ask when it will be back on. I DON'T Fing care if you can't watch deal or no deal. Call your damn electric company. I'm to busy getting calls about bad guys trying to rob the local jewlery store cuz the power is out.
I just can not belive the stupid ass things people dial 911 for. I mean use it if you need it. But PLEASE and I've asked this before. The areas you drive thorugh on a regular basis. Look up the police/fire non emergency numbers and program them into your cell phones.
Okay I'm done ranting. Today is Sunday and for some reason that seems to be the day that many families feel the need to beat the living hell outta each other. So I'm gonna go do a couple double shots to prepare. (okay so minus the double shots)

Have a good Sunday all.