5 AM Blogging

WTF......it's 5 am and I'm up blogging.

Well it's not all my fault, honest. I've been up since 3.

My cousin is here visiting. Her son and his best friend went to a system of the down (I guess that's who it was) concert that the house elf got em VIP tickets for. Afterwards they pick up some homeless chick to give her a ride cuz she's "kinda" going their way and she gets em frigging lost as dogs. So they call me at 3 for directions which I give them.

Do you think these 2 shits listen to me? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO damnit anyway. I tell em get on I35E heading North, okay says one I'm on that road. I'm like good stay on it till you find either 635W or 114W then call me. Okay says the driver.

20 minutes later ring ring...okay we are on 30 East now where.

Okay..where the fuck anywhere above did I say get on 30 East??????
Nope didn't think so either, so after they get really friggin lost more and more they finally find I35E North again.
This time I stay on the phone with them. I hear driver boy saying okay I'm gonna take this exit.

NOOOOOOO little shit don't exit until I tell you to exit somewhere...finally get them in the right direction. I kept them on the phone until they turned onto a 9 mile streach of road heading mostly to our house with directions to call me when they found the rail road tracks.

I'm thinking I should get a call when they are back on I30 East again. And I'll just leave em the fuck there until I go get some more sleep.

Sighhhhhhhhhh
Kids.

By the way the first phone call was at 2:55 am it is now 5:10. I'm gonna kill em both.