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Monday, July 18, 2005

Snark Alert

Burfica has lost her snarkiness it's cuz she ain't getting laid on a regular basis.

We need to help her...Get snarky not laid, Gigantor will take care of that in a couple weeks.

So lets send out a snark alert and help Burf get her snark back cuz she is boring the hell outta me

posted by Alekx @ 7:42 PM  

10 Comments:

  • At 8:34 PM, Blogger Kerry M. Conway said…

    hmmm, i would help but i need help too-lol

    i hate not getting any! *tears* i have lost my snark now too...

     

  • At 8:52 PM, Blogger Kimmee & Krissteen said…

    ffs, i am still trying to figure what the fuck a snark is.....LOL

     

  • At 6:29 AM, Blogger ThreeOliveMartini said…

    dammit burf .. i told you not to forget the batteries and charger !

    what the hell is wrong with you.. you never listen..

    i still love you though !

     

  • At 9:23 AM, Blogger Burfica said…

    I don't know why my snark has just run away and hid. I'm sure it's cuz I'm not getting any sex.

    Olive--Alekx stold all the batteries. Dam that over sexed woman!!!

     

  • At 10:26 AM, Blogger Blog ho said…

    i will help everyone.

     

  • At 11:04 AM, Blogger Sandi said…

    Love your site, very witty, and amusing. I lived in Dallas for 15 years, and held a variety of jobs, so you never know, we may have met once. Yeah I know Keller is a ways from Dallas, but for 6 of those years I did courier work and drove the entire metroplex, so you never know.

     

  • At 3:33 PM, Blogger Alekx said…

    Kerry--you with no snark..The world has stoped revolving.

    Chris--"smart ass comments" Snark

    Lillie--northwest of Ft Worth like 10 miles

    ka2ca--ha ha you said sucks...yumm

    melanie---I love a good snarker keep it coming

    Pett--She lies I don't have the batteries she used em all

    Burf--Liar

    Ho--Hide the sasuage??? Can't wait for the help

    sandi--I've been here for the last 4 years. Never can tell as I am a jewlery lady so we might have bumped into one another

    Vicky--you said dildo..hehehehe
    She's married to one
    Ducking

     

  • At 3:49 PM, Blogger Meadow said…

    It is important to nurture and maintain a healthy snark life.

     

  • At 10:24 PM, Blogger -Kami- said…

    Hey my Grandparents are moving to Keller. I'm in Lubbock... soooo dull and boring.

    Anyway, I wanted to tell you the last post about the lint was CRACKING me up. You've got a great sense of humor and I love your honesty.

    Thanks also about the nice words about my diet. It's a great feeling when you know you've made that ultimate decision. I'd love to hear your story if you get time. Email me or something!

     

  • At 8:48 AM, Blogger Unknown said…

    I can't remember the last time I "got some" since hubby and I work opposite shifts...oh well, no snarkiness here in S. FL...

     

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