Nitrogen Narcosis

Faster then a speeding bullet, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound...this is way better than drugs.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

I'm a friggin Magnet

Why does every asshole driver out there feel the need over the last 3 days feel the unswerving need to pull right out in front of me when I'm doing 45 or 50 mph and go oh about 20. They have multiple lanes they can go into but feel the need to pull right into my lane no matter which one I'm in. Gawd...I just want to run them off the road, yank em outta their cars, beat them silly then sale the into the underground slave industry where they can do cage fights, be forced into the porn industry or have to be nannys for spoiled movie stars kids. Grrrrrrrrrr and grrrrrrrrr again.

Went to the dollar theater yesterday..by the way this is my newest, greatest find. If you don't mind waiting a month or so to see a movie after it comes out, ALL the good ones end up at the dollar theater...we saw the movie Kung Fu Hustle. OMG what a funny movie. It was a Chinese spoof of several movies. Ummm crap I can't think of the name of the movie, but it's a musical/dance about gangs...I'll think of it when I'm done posting, but it had things like Matrix spoofs, some other real popular movies being spoofed. I laughed till I about peed in the seat. If you get a chance and just want an all around fun movie and don't mind reading sub-titles I highly recommend it.

Speaking of the dollar theater...you all I'm talking all movies before 6 are a buck. After 6 they are 1.50, all day tuesday every movies is .50 cents and after 6 on Friday and Saturday they are 2 bucks. And the movies are GOOD....we've seen the pacificer, Saraha, Kung Fu Hustle, Auther, going to see the new XXX movie. It's so much better than 8 bucks per person at a "real" movie house. And the spice of people at the dollar theater is fun too.
You see folks there that you can tell by the slope of their foreheads that their parents were 1st cousins. Others in gucci suits show up there. And every walk of life in between. It's fun to make up stories about them...not that I would ever talk about anyone. hehehehe

Okay I got nothing of intrest to say today so I'll stop boring you. Besides it's time to go show off my sexy new swim suit at water aerobics. I had to go buy one so Burf would stop laughing at me when the one that has gotten too big keeps trying to show off my boobs. Like flashing. And it only happens when the old ladies are looking not when the cute little lifeguard guys are staring. sigh.....I'm getting old

Have a super-duper day y'all.

8 Comments:

  • At 4:08 PM, Blogger Dorko said…

    [Sssswerves in front of Alekx and goes putzing along, adink, adink, a doooo...:)] OMGolly! I so wanna start up a dollar movie theater here! Do you think an abandoned quanset hut, folding chairs and projected shadow puppets would be a decent start? I'd be sure to have a quality plot-line for the program & I could charge a buck extra for bug spray!

     
  • At 11:08 AM, Blogger Burfica said…

    I coulda said something witty and snarky and maybe even rude, but that would have taken to much effort to sit and think on my part. So...you get nothing. hehehehe

     
  • At 1:06 PM, Blogger Dorko said…

    Cost of an evening at the Movie theater here, in McCook, NE: $6.00. A Matinee: $4.50. Burfica with nothing to say: Priceless! [Snarky tag!]

     
  • At 7:52 PM, Blogger Azathoth100 said…

    No No, stick with the old suit! Where are these water classes again?

     
  • At 8:00 AM, Blogger Unknown said…

    I don't think they even have dollar anything here in S. FL...Ok, the $ store but I'm sure those prices will rise during hurricane season along with everything else...I haven't been to the movies since "Bruce Almighty" was out...pathetic...

     
  • At 8:42 AM, Blogger MomThatsNuts said…

    We have dollar theaters too, but I Havent been to one in a while, I just wait till Netflix has it...lol I am too lazy and its too damn hot...
    I wanna new swim suit....

    Mom

     
  • At 10:57 AM, Blogger Unknown said…

    What was the set number you sat in?

    Op~

     
  • At 9:11 AM, Blogger Meadow said…

    Oh yes, I discovered the magic that is the dollar theater when I lived in Los Angeles. And again when I lived in Phoenix. Unfortunately, San Diego doesn't have them. But yeah, dollar theaters rock.

    Oh, and I *LOVED* Kung Fu Hustle, so much I added it to my list of fave flicks. Man, it was funny and I really liked the story, too.

    "Why aren't you speaking Chinese?" LOL

     

Post a Comment

<< Home