Back to Reality

Well......I always hate coming back from Cozumel and having to go back into the world of reality. The island has it's own time, pretty slow moving and laid back and baby I'm all about those siestas. Holy shit, this country has it right. You get up early, work for a few hours, then in the middle of the afternoon you take off for the express purpose of RESTING and NAPING then back when it cools off for a couple more hours worth of work. What the hell has happened to us in the USA, gawd we are so wrapped up with work work work work, no wonder we spend our free time killing each other. We can't handle the damn stress.

But alas back to reality I am, but what great memories as always. We got to Cozumel on Monday and checked into the hotel and immediatly went diving with a great guy by the name of Gabrille and seen things like splendid toad fish, a juvinal pipe fish and just the overall beauty that is Cozumel. We spent the next 6 days diving, diving, napping, diving, eating and drinking. Did I mention that we were diving during those days. Oh come on people if you don't know my passion by now you never will. We saw tons of sea turtles, I have some great photos of sea horses and pipe seahorses. Several nurse sharks and puffer fish, sea stars, drum fish, spotted eagle rays and one of my favorite photos of a sail blennie that was all poofed out at me telling me get the hell away from my home you big bubble blowing slut face human. (Stop yelling at me damnit I will post photos soon) I have the pics down loaded but I don't want to use the damn hello software so I need to get a quick and dirty website up and running so you can go and leisurily check out the photos on your coffee break, lunch break and mastrubation break.

OhhhOOOOoooOOO, **Proud Look** as regular readers know, the house elf and I have been working diligently toward our Dive Master certification, it's been a long, stressful, hard road of learning but as of Monday we are no longer Dive Masters in training, we are now official Dive Masters. Whoooooooo hooooooooo.
We finished up our last 3 skills with a friend who is an instructor while we were in Cozumel. However while finishing up our skills the house elf and I have something for you to add to you list of "let's not ever do that again"
We were doing a timed 800 meter mask, fins and snorkle swim. Well we are swimming away side by side pushing each other to go faster and faster so we'd get a good time. We were so busy looking at each other we weren't looking ahead of us and suddenly out of no where (well it was there all along we just weren't paying attention) there is a HUGE and I'm talking of bibicial porportions HUGE stand of Fire Coral which I had just enough time to say AH FUCK before a wave crashed me into it. As I got ready to push off to minimize damage to myself and to the coral reef right where I was going to put my hand was like 4 sea urchins, which if I had put my hand on them would have lit my damn day right up with a hospital visit. So I got slammed a 2nd time into the fire coral. I'm here to tell you all that the key word in this is FIRE...Holy shit that stuff STINGS like a mother, not just stings but makes your skin feel like it's being burned to a crisp on your bones. It burned for about 7 hours even with a nice vingar soak. (which helps with coral and sea life stings) But what the hell it's a lesson learned. The lesson being to watch where the hell one is going and don't crash into fire coral because damnit it hurts.

Okay all...I'm so glad you missed me and I'm glad to be back, even though only for a week, because I'll be leaving again and heading to AZ to pick up Burfica and the kiddo for them to come spend the summer in Texas with the house elf and I.
If I don't get the photos up soon I will post a couple teasers for you all to drool over.

P.S. I missed you all too belive it or not. I thought about everyone while I was gone.

Hugs...