sex is over-rated

...but holy shit is it the funnest thing in the world to do. You know squirm around on the sheets moaning and grunting, ripping cloths off and tossing them around the room. Having that whole two minutes of bliss then turning over for a good session of pleasing one's self then a good nights sleep.

Damnit...now I forgot what I was going to post about. But I'm sure it isn't going to be as intresting as sex. Nothing ever is now is it.

I feel like a big wrinkly, crinkly prune right now. You know how bad Kevin Costner looked in the movie water world...with all the wrinkles and pits in his face....well he looked good compared to how I look right now. Between water aerobics, working in the pool with morons..errrr I mean students (who just happen to be morons this class) and going diving I think I'm in the water this month more than I'm on land...And damnit people water is not a good lubericant for anything except cutting marble.

I also have a big and I mean BIG bruise on my ass from trying to find a good position to carry my new weapon. I really need someone to kiss it and make it better, but the hubby is like HELL NO you have a loaded gun back there. I ain't coming near you. Anyone feel brave????

No

Ah well...

I think Burfica is playing off her injuries Just so that I'll continue to wait on her hand and foot. She keeps telling me that her ankle hurts really bad and it's hard to walk...however when those cute teen-age little boy life guards (collage age teen agers you perverts) go walking by she can sure move to chase them around the pool. I'm thinking her ankle only hurts when it's time to do dishes or laundry.

By the way Burf is going to hell for the thoughts and fantasies she's having about those cute, hunky, need to be my cabana boys, life guards. So you all say bye to her as she continues her journey into the sulfer pits.

Okay when it's not late and I'm not so exhausted I can't even keep my eyes open or my nipples hard I'll try to make a more witty post.

Night all and I hope you had a happy full moon Monday