Did ya Miss me

......What the hell do you mean "were you gone Alekx"
POUT

Okay that's it..no blogging......ha so put that in your eye and blink on it a few times

~~Sigh~~

I knew you wouldn't belive me

So I'm sorry I've been gone so long. I can't help it. It's been manical around here. What with Burfica doing the concrete boogie in my drive way. Talk about MAJOR drama queen. I mean sheesh she's letting little things like a dislocated elbow, sprained ankle, aprained knee, sprained wrist and and sprained thumb (oh and by the way I bet that little floating bone in her thumb is acutally broken) but any way she's letting these little things not let her do things like oh walk and move her arm. What a big baby (in my best Bill Engval---little asian acupunctrist voice). I probably shouldn't make these rude remarks since she's living at my house and knows where all my loaded weapons are. If you never hear from me again you'll know she wasn't amused by the "big baby" comment. hehehehe

Let's see...we all know how maternal I am. Wanting to have 14 kids and all (yah right) I have to say life with a 9 year old in the house is EXCITING. They have so much energy I get worn out just watching lil gigantor play. He has helped his uncle house elf mow the lawn, and then we spent all of yesterday at a wild life park and a dinosaur park. Was such a long day we even wore out the kiddo.

I'm busy doing diving stuff. We are in the peak of dive season, and now that the house elf and I are "real" divemasters, the demand for us is at an all time high. To date I haven't drowned anyone yet. Yay team. Let's try to keep that quota...no drowning students...good thing....drowing students....bad thing.

Okay I have to pretend like I run a dive shop now
And Burfica is a damn Liar she was calling the emu's over to her I kept trying to drive away but she would yell at me for it.
hehehehehe
Happy Monday y'all