Blood Baths and Hand Gernades

so I've got cramps and I feel like ripping someone's head off.
I know that is something you all wanted to hear about and have me share with you, but hey it's the truth and I never said that things on this blog would be pretty or even intresting for that matter.

So it's been an intresting week with car chases, and foot chases and stolen vehicles from car jackings. And of course the usual people beating the shit outta each other and drunks driving the wrong way on the highway blah blah blah. But at least in my job I can NEVER say same shit different day cuz it's different shit EVERY single day. Makes life moi intresting.

So it's yard sale season. I don't know about you all, but though I live in a nice one story 4500 sq foot house, I'm trailor trash from way back and there is nothing I like better than elbowing my way though the trongs of other sweaty, tank top wearing no armpit shaving, crack whore yard sale freaks out looking for a bargin and jewing down the seller from a dollar to 10 cents for that shirt I LOVE. Last week I got 2 litographs of reef fish by an artist out of Hawaii. I talked the lady down to 6 dollars for the 2 of them. Looked em up on line and one of them is worth about 60 bucks the other right around the 300 dollar area. Look out e-bay here I come.

Nothing much else going on except I finished with the dominitrix physical therapist and she sent me home with my own rack unit so I could continue to punish myself without her around. Ughhhh. However I'm seeing a little improvement so I'll keep on with the self abuse for a bit longer since the equipment was 3000 dollars per piece and I had to get 2 differnt things. Hopefully it really is an improvement and I won't have to go get shots stabbed into my spine to reduce the pain.

Okay I'm off to find a hot pad cuz the homicidal manic thoughts are back along with the cramps so I better get away from all living creatures for the time being.