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Saturday, December 08, 2007

I hate friggin Walmart

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okay so I guess you aren't going to let me get away with that are you.
We go to Walmart to get Burfica and Gigantors Christmas present. We figured there cuz it was 10 dollars cheaper then the other place we were going to get it. (Of course I can't post it here cuz Burf won't close her eyes and then she'll know what she got.)
But anyway we are checking out and the lady opens the box and starts pillifering though it. I'm like what the fuck are you doing,
Lady: I have to check this to make sure it's okay
Me; ummmm if it's not okay I'll bring it back please get your sticky finger OFF
Lady: I have to do this
Me: Just hurry up then because we were second in line with you and have already waited 45 gawd damned minutes.
Lady: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Me: OH MY FUCKING GOD JUST CHECK US OUT
Lady: I'm going as fast as I can.

We had 8 items for check out. It took 30 minutes for her to get us checked out. That is on top of the 45 minutes we had to wait. Poor guy behind us was like what the fuck people.

I wish some of these stores would at least hire people with a double digit IQ

Okay
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posted by Alekx @ 7:47 PM  

15 Comments:

  • At 9:07 PM, Blogger Burfica said…

    Reminds me of sonic last night. I made an order, after 20 minutes I buzzed them and said. "When the hell is my food coming out" they asked what I ordered I told them, they brought it right out. And say. "oh it had stall 6 on it and nobody was in stall 6."

    I say "There are only fucking two cars here, you couldn't check with both of them?"

    I made them remake the food hot.

    Idiots.

     

  • At 9:14 PM, Blogger Mia said…

    I feel your pain. I think its like that everywhere.

    So...*smirks*...whatcha get Burf?

     

  • At 8:57 AM, Blogger Jan said…

    Hi! You have a newbie to your blog here. We have a Super WalMart and it's usually pretty good. But sometimes you get that person that should have stayed on 3rd shift stocking the canned green beans. Loved your sweet memories.

    Jan

     

  • At 2:44 PM, Blogger none said…

    Mine is exactly the same way. Then the register will break down (confused cashier) for 20 min while I'm standing in line. It never fails..

     

  • At 10:07 PM, Blogger Jules said…

    who the hell checks the item before it's purchased? What, is there like a "priduct intact" sticker they put on it at time of purchase so you can't return it or something? WTF...

    Grrr.

     

  • At 3:40 AM, Blogger captain corky said…

    I never shop at Filth*Mart. I've bought fishing stuff there once or twice, but never again.

     

  • At 6:16 AM, Blogger Canadian flake said…

    lmao now you know why I go to the Super Walmart and use the SELF check out...at least then I know I am getting served by someone that actually has a brain...lmao

     

  • At 11:29 AM, Blogger Alekx said…

    Burfica... ummmmm just think about who's working at Sonic

    Miranda... I know it's everywhere but I didn't want it THERE. LOL

    Jan... Hi and welcome, come back again.

    Hammer... I'm telling you at least double diget IQ's

    Jules... hell I don't know why they think they had to do that.

    Corky... I was trying to save a buck since scuba elf had been out of work

    Flake....Are you sure about that???? hahahaha

     

  • At 6:31 PM, Blogger Libby said…

    alekx-...i think the people who work there were sonic rejects?

     

  • At 1:59 PM, Blogger ~SugarBear~ said…

    I applied for a part time job at Stupid*Mart so I could have some extra cash while going back to college.

    When I went in for an interview, the moron told me he couldn't hire me because - get this - "you're smarter than me"

    It's not like I want your job brainchild, I want some easy cash at a job where I don't have to think much while I'm in school.
    *sigh*
    I still don't work there.

     

  • At 6:53 AM, Blogger Christine said…

    Walmart is evil and must be destroyed.

     

  • At 9:34 AM, Blogger Biddie said…

    I must confess, I buy ann awful lot of stuff from Wal-Mart. I don't mean to offend anyone that may be reading this that works at a Wal-Mart, BUT, EVERYONE THAT WORKS THERE IS A TOOL.
    Thank you.

     

  • At 9:09 AM, Blogger Coffeypot said…

    Thanks for stopping by, Alekx. But I am surprised you stood there for thirty minuets and she still kept going though the stuff after you told her to stop. I would have told her – once – and then just walked out of the store, leaving the cart and the “stuff” with her. I don’t need anything for any reason to put up with that.

    Once, a few years back, I had a similar incident. So I walked off leaving everything at the register. As I was walking out of K Mart the cahier came running up to me, grabbed my arm and ask were the hell did I think I was going. I told him I was GOING to whip his ass and I knocked him down. The manager and a bunch of other people came running up. Some saw what happened and some were in support of the cashier. Either way, I was asked to leave and not come back, and he was fired.

    Now, every time I spend a dollar at Wal Mart, I have this little smile of satisfaction that K Mart has lost another sale and this dollar did not go to them.

     

  • At 10:46 PM, Blogger Azathoth100 said…

    The problem is that people with double digit IQ's won't work for Wal-Mart.

     

  • At 2:31 PM, Blogger Mia said…

    Just popping in to wish you and yours a very merry Christmas!!!!

     

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