Nothing

Go figure I got nothing today. Can you belive it. Nothing.

I have deceided that definatly the sexes are not equal, cuz Men are so lucky. And with all the blathering about a woman can do anything a man can do I have to disagree. A man being the lucky being that he is can pee standing up. (However this does not count the time that in a drunken stupor I bet my biker friends, Biker Shawn, Smilin' Jack and Cayote that I could pee higher up on a wall then they could. I don't remember much except for all of us standing at a wall with pants pulled down peeing toward the wall. I either won or pee'd down my leg, it's all a haze so I don't know which it was.)

But back to men being so lucky...when we girls have to pee, we have to take all of our shit apart. Pull down pants or panty hose, underware get all positioned over the seat, sit (or not, ladies have you seen some of the gross things on the seats at theaters) then after doing our business well then we have to put it all back together again, making sure there is nothing tucked into our waist bands like toilet paper or our skits.

However men are not lucky enough to have vaginas and boobs. This however is a good thing as they would be so preoccupied all day just touching and playing with themselves that nothing would ever get done. You know like the garbage being taken out, the lawn mowed. The important things. There would also be huge doctor bills for the whiplash and thrown out backs as they had to stop suddenly to stare at their boobs in a mirror or the back out because they once again were in the position that the dog gets into when they are licking their balls. Of course the men would be trying to eat their own pussies.

See Men are lucky, they can pee standing up and they don't have vaginas or boobs.

I don't want to hear any more griping from the guys...You lucky bastards.

Happy Thursday everyone