Leave it to me

.........so I started work at Radio shack on Friday Night at 10pm. It's a typical security job, make rounds, try to stay awake, make more rounds and try to stay awake. I love the 10pm to 6am shift but I only have it 2 days a week. The other days are 12am to 8 am blah.

I warned the two guys I was working with over the weekend that things happen when I work. They were like yah okay whatever. So last night I'm on rounds with the guy who's supose to be training me. As we were walking toward one post I go there's are car in our driveway. He's like no there's not. I said trust me it's in our driveway (where the trucks come in and out no less)
So we go up there and there is a running car (step-side pick up) sitting in the drive way with mexican music Blasting from the raido (I do mean blasting) We walk up to ask the person to move and he is passed out bigger than shit. We tried to wake him up, beating on the window but no go. So after trying for like 10 minutes we call the Fort Worth Police Department.

10 minutes later an officer shows up, I help him do a flashlight check of the inside of the truck (making sure that the guy wasn't dead, or that there was no gun under his hands or something like that) The officer than beats on the window, over and over again, still no response from the guy, so officer 1 calls for back up becasue if they break the window the suspect will probably wake up and try to run, which will cause him to hit my fence line and probably one of my buildings.
So here comes officer 2, they beat on the windows again, nothing, then they grab the truck and start shaking it, dude wakes up. Opens his window and tells the cop I'm leaving then slams on the gas all the way to the floor boards. He was in park so the truck just revs almost to the point of the engine blowing up. Dude was way way drunk....then he slams his truck into drive. I'm thinking SHIT there goes my fence, but officer 1 draws down on dude and says just try to run...Dude was alert enough to turn off the truck.
He then appologized for running over the little dog and the cow on his way to Dallas and hoped that the Dallas jail wasn't to bad. (he thought he was in Dallas not Ft. Worth)

Finally the tow truck got there and took the car outta my parking lot so me and the other guy head off to finish our rounds. We get about 5 minutes into the round and hear CRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I'm like oh Fuck me, and told the guy I was working with. I TOLD YOU SO!!! So we go back out front and some Tahaoe has just crashed into the light pole right at one of our buildings, so we had to call the police, fire and ambulance again.

The lady that was driving and the male passenger were so drunk they couldn't even stand up so they sat and the ground and beat the shit outta each other, until the male guy finally got up and staggered off.
Officers 3 and 4 arrive on the scene and take female into custody and we didn't have to wait around cuz the city and electric company had to come out and pull up the lines. When the light pole was hit it pulled over an electric pole as well.

Off we go to finish our rounds and because of the electric pole getting pulled over every alarm in the compound was going off. We checked EVERYTHING, all secure. Finally finished our rounds, wrote reports then I came home and went to bed.

I wonder what's gonna happen tonight

Have a great day.