The Philippino Gods Hate My White Ass

....what the (bleep) have I ever done to them but marry a cute little filippino guy. I'm thinking since I'm the only white person in the whole family there is this Asian plot to kill me.

EVERYTIME I eat a traditional Philippino dish I get so damn sick. At first I thought maybe it was just the mother in law trying to kill me off. But NOOOOO..... last night the scuba elf made my favorite dish called Longiniza (it's a sweet sasauge) and you have it with Rice and egg. I came out of the bedroom and it smelled horrid in the house. Hmmm maybe something burnt I though to my self. So we settle in with our plate of sasauge, some rice and a over medium egg on top of it all. 2 bites in I realize the longiniza is bad. Like food poisoning bad. I really thought at work last night for a couple hours my partner was gonna have to call the fire boys to come over and make sure I wasn't dying.

That's it....Philippino Gods....I'm not going anywhere so just stop trying to kill me. I refuse to eat any of your silly unidentifiable food anyway so put that in your eye.
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