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Monday, March 09, 2009

WTF

You ever had one of those lives.
I don't want to do shit and that includes shitting
I don't want to work
I don't want to be home
I don't want to read
I don't want to be on the computer
I don't want to work out (but I'm forcing myself to do so)
I don't want to watch TV
I don't want to eat
I don't want to starve
I don't want to go for a walk
I don't want to sit on my ass
I don't want to go for a drive
And I sure don't want to drive my car into a concrete wall

So WTF do I want to do.
HELP with ideas.
Quick before I fade away.

posted by Alekx @ 1:57 PM  

14 Comments:

  • At 2:02 PM, Blogger Burfica said…

    Tickle Torture????

     

  • At 2:03 PM, Blogger Alekx said…

    Give or receive?

    Nope don't wanna do either

     

  • At 8:01 PM, Blogger Coffeypot said…

    Maybe you should reconsider that not taking a shit thing. It sounds like you are constipated, and it might make you feel wonderful afterward. It does me.

     

  • At 8:23 PM, Blogger Libby said…

    lmfao @ coffeypot's idea!~!

     

  • At 9:54 AM, Blogger ~Just Me Miranda~ said…

    LOL at coffeypot....its true, it may do you a world of good.

     

  • At 4:46 PM, Blogger Alekx said…

    I did take a giant poop,
    no because I wanted to but because I had no choice. It was a-coming

     

  • At 3:46 PM, Blogger Special K said…

    You had me at the first sentence! lol

     

  • At 9:49 PM, Blogger Biddie said…

    Looks like I'm late as usual. So, what did you do???

     

  • At 11:11 PM, Blogger Jules said…

    Wow.. well, this post has definitely driven me to realize that there's a few things in life I don't want to do either!

    Housework reigns high in non-priority.

    Taking a shit.. well, THAT'S something I thoroughly enjoy... so you're on your own on that one.

     

  • At 6:04 PM, Blogger none said…

    When I feel like that I usually go for a walk in the park or rake leaves.

     

  • At 11:29 AM, Blogger MomThatsNuts said…

    I promise you this is the TRUTH so help me GOD...my mothers answer for EVERY ailment is an enema...lol

    so that sounds like what you might need.

    on a side note, what about a trip to a bookstore or the lake?? Wanna dive???

    mom

     

  • At 6:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    hello... hapi blogging... have a nice day! just visiting here....

     

  • At 1:11 AM, Blogger Azathoth100 said…

    Have Crazy Monkey Sex till the neighbors send the cops.

     

  • At 2:20 PM, Blogger Ryan said…

    When I get into those moods, I generally write a post.

    It looks like to me you're on an official leave! Better come back soon...

     

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