WTF
You ever had one of those lives.
I don't want to do shit and that includes shitting
I don't want to work
I don't want to be home
I don't want to read
I don't want to be on the computer
I don't want to work out (but I'm forcing myself to do so)
I don't want to watch TV
I don't want to eat
I don't want to starve
I don't want to go for a walk
I don't want to sit on my ass
I don't want to go for a drive
And I sure don't want to drive my car into a concrete wall
So WTF do I want to do.
HELP with ideas.
Quick before I fade away.
I don't want to do shit and that includes shitting
I don't want to work
I don't want to be home
I don't want to read
I don't want to be on the computer
I don't want to work out (but I'm forcing myself to do so)
I don't want to watch TV
I don't want to eat
I don't want to starve
I don't want to go for a walk
I don't want to sit on my ass
I don't want to go for a drive
And I sure don't want to drive my car into a concrete wall
So WTF do I want to do.
HELP with ideas.
Quick before I fade away.
14 Comments:
At 2:02 PM, Burfica said…
Tickle Torture????
At 2:03 PM, Alekx said…
Give or receive?
Nope don't wanna do either
At 8:01 PM, Coffeypot said…
Maybe you should reconsider that not taking a shit thing. It sounds like you are constipated, and it might make you feel wonderful afterward. It does me.
At 8:23 PM, Libby said…
lmfao @ coffeypot's idea!~!
At 9:54 AM, ~Just Me Miranda~ said…
LOL at coffeypot....its true, it may do you a world of good.
At 4:46 PM, Alekx said…
I did take a giant poop,
no because I wanted to but because I had no choice. It was a-coming
At 3:46 PM, Special K said…
You had me at the first sentence! lol
At 9:49 PM, Biddie said…
Looks like I'm late as usual. So, what did you do???
At 11:11 PM, Jules said…
Wow.. well, this post has definitely driven me to realize that there's a few things in life I don't want to do either!
Housework reigns high in non-priority.
Taking a shit.. well, THAT'S something I thoroughly enjoy... so you're on your own on that one.
At 6:04 PM, none said…
When I feel like that I usually go for a walk in the park or rake leaves.
At 11:29 AM, MomThatsNuts said…
I promise you this is the TRUTH so help me GOD...my mothers answer for EVERY ailment is an enema...lol
so that sounds like what you might need.
on a side note, what about a trip to a bookstore or the lake?? Wanna dive???
mom
At 6:30 AM, Anonymous said…
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At 1:11 AM, Azathoth100 said…
Have Crazy Monkey Sex till the neighbors send the cops.
At 2:20 PM, Ryan said…
When I get into those moods, I generally write a post.
It looks like to me you're on an official leave! Better come back soon...
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