Is it wrong to ground mother

......okay so I got my mom a phone at the nursing home since she's basically bed ridden I wanted her to have some sort of contact with the outside world, but DAMN she deceided she was bored at 6:30 this morning so who did she call. ME damnit...I didn't get to bed until 2:30 then the dogs got me up at 3:30 to go outside...I'm glad they did so I didn't have to commit a homicidal rage on their furry asses for popping in the house.... and then I had to get up at 4:30 to let myself outside so I didn't poop on the carpet...(okay I understand that was to gross and way to much information but live with it folks I'm in a delierium) Then mom calls at 6:30 cuz she bored. Arughhhhhh...I would never tell mom not to do this but Shit and stuff already...I'm wondering why the hell I got her a phone right now. Yawnnnnnnnnnn

There was only a little enthusium for my idea of secret pals which disappoints me a bit however I'm gonna do my best for the folks that are intrested, also those that said they'd think about it if you can let me know ASAP and I'll figure out a next step. I was hoping for more people to participate but maybe after a few start and figure out that I'm not a serial killing**, Human body part pretending it's a macdonald's chicken sandwich eating, drooling, peeping tom, stalker sort of girl; more people will want to participate.

What else...Oh the other night the house elf deceided I was trading him in for my mom's two little mutt dogs, so after a HUGE discussion (note the sacrasm on the word discussion so I guess a better word would be fight, war, nuclear holocost) we deceided to tell mom we were taking them to the pound (no kill shelter) So of course I had to break the news to mom with many tears and me saying I'm so sorry. That night we get home and the bigger of the two little dogs starts following the house elf all over the house, and playing fetch so on and so on. So now "we" are keeping the little dogs. I'm telling you I'm getting ready to pop a gasket..I can't handle the pressure. I'm like a pressure cooker that someone forgot to put the bleed off valve on. It's gonna be ugly when my head explodes and there is oozing brain matter all over the white walls.

yayyyyy Scuba season is starting to kick into full swing. So I'm hoping for some great stories to tell you. At least stories about Cozumel, Cancun, Turks and Cacios, trips that will make you all insanely jelous and then beg me to teach you how to scuba dive so you can meet me at this GREAT destinations and we can happily tour the underwater relem together, diving naked as things look much bigger underwater..(33% bigger guys..note the 33%) Diving naked could almost guarantee you score with a cute little mermaid.
Kitten note the GREAT destinations you can meet me at woman...DAMNIT

Okay happy Friday everyone. I'm off to do something constructive like sell scuba lessons and gear, or to take a nap, which ever comes first

**Note Most Serial killers deny that they are serial killers so continue at your own discretion...**twitch twitch**