Tidbits or ravings of a physopath

....with me I think it's all pretty much the same. It's either little fun tidbits or I'm raving...what do you all think? Oh nevermind I'm just leaving myself open for all kinds of comments and I can hear Burfica, Kitten, Chicken and Mom that's nuts hands rubbign together getting ready to comment on that.

So anyway, where to start...oh a few weeks ago Mom (my mom not the mom that's nuts though my real mom is nuts...DOH did I say that outloud) okay I'm digressing...anway we get this letter from AZ unemployment saying that our mom owes them almost 2 thousand dollars, so being the great daughter that I am send them back a very nice letter saying hey she's in a nursing home and in hospice care and has 0 income as the state is taking her disability check so there is no money to pay you. These morons send me another letter and form saying they need a doctor to sign saying that she is disabled and can't work. hmmmmmmm WHAT THE FUCK part of disabled, nursing home, hospice and DYING sounds like she is going to be able to return to work. I swear to all that's holy and rightous this bueratic BS is going to drive me back to my favorite nyquil, percot and tequilla milkshakes just to get through this. I'm really hoping that when I worked for the government that I didn't seem to be as stupid as some of these employees nowdays seem to be. ARUUUGGGHHHHHH

The scuba season is starting into full swing and we have students crawling all over the place. On Monday I found out something rather important. When you are working as a divemaster assisting the instructor in the pool and one of you students is snorkling from the shallow end to the deep end and you hear glug glug gluggg this is not a good sign. One of the students we'll call him Curley after the 3 stooges (this is a full grown man and a Doctor no less) when called by the instructor to snorkle to the deep end. This is a basic skill that we all learn. So this student airs up his BCD (this is what keeps you afloat on the surface) puts his snorkle in his mouth and takes off. I'm watching the other students in the shallow end, and for some unknown reason Curley deceides this is a good time to dump all of the air out of the BCD. Okay folks, maybe it's just me but does it seem like a good idea to let all of the air out of the device keeping you afloat when you have 25 pounds of lead weights strapped to your waist? You guessed it this guy dropped faster than D.B. Cooper disappeared after his famous robbery. Again hearing glug glug gluggg come from one of your students is a bad thing. We didn't let him drown though so my record still stands...no dead students. Yayyyy

I have many more witty things to say but I'm very far behind on paperwork and must try to get caught up.
Everyone who e-mailed and said they wanted to do the secret pal thing, please be patient I have been given some ideas for guidelines and will mail those to you (e-mail) along with what information you will need to send me.

Happy humping today, or is that happy hump day...ah hell with it you all figure it out but I'm all up for humping like procrating ceramic bunnies.

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