Nitrogen Narcosis

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Sunday, April 24, 2005

Greatest Inventions

Don't care what you all say but when you ain't scrubbed your walk in shower in a couple months, and it's beginning to smell like the last bout of dirraha and jack daniels smelling puke from your latest binge at the local bar and picking up bar flies bringing them home and realizing that the local good looking bar fly actually looks like your 70 year old toothless grandmother, the worlds greatest invention is scrubbing bubbles and those little green scrubby cloths.
My shower now sparkles and smells minty fresh. That is until the next round of the 3 P's in the shower. Pooping, peeing and puking.

You all ain't sure if you should take me serious or not are you.
Ahhhhhhhh well ponder on it for awhile my adoring masses.

Hugs and Happy Sunday

6 Comments:

  • At 11:13 AM, Blogger Unknown said…

    oh.."___"..you mean that was YOUR shower...sorry....mustta been that massingale I drank...yuck!!!

    You must be a genius..they say they are border line cleaners...I think...wait...wait...who turned the light out?
    Back out!

    Op~

     
  • At 8:58 PM, Blogger Azathoth100 said…

    Scrub away Alekx, scrub away.

     
  • At 6:09 AM, Blogger Kim said…

    oh hell no, you don't pee in the shower! NO! (**runs screaming)

     
  • At 6:21 AM, Blogger Mia said…

    Lol...ewww...lol...wanna come do my shower before it gets that bad?

     
  • At 11:01 AM, Blogger Burfica said…

    ummmm yuck??? yeah that's it YUCK!!!

     
  • At 10:14 AM, Blogger Handsome B. Wonderful said…

    My shower is B A D too. We have a rain forest growing in there.

     

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