Friday Randomness

Is that even a word, Randomness, if it isn't I officially pronounce it a word in Alekx's dictionary of words that should never be.

Happy Friday and happy tax day all. I bet all of you are frantically over your turbo tax and caculators wondering why the hell you waited so long to start this process. I for one have already received my refund and it's happily sitting in the bank awaiting to be changed into 1) Diving in Cozumel and 2) Tires on the Durango so I can go pick up Burfica and the Kiddo in May for them to spend the summer with me. I for one do not do my own taxes. I have an accountant named Maritizzo who looks just like some Italian Mobster God Father sort; who scares the hell outta me, so when he tells me I must pay him for my tax return--with a small fortune and my first born I don't argue for fear he'll send some goon round to my home or work to break my legs. (Little does he know I don't have a first Born. Ha In your eye Mr Godfather)

I'm so happy I finally have found a diving mask that does not leak!! This is huge for me as all my masks leak and there is nothing more irritating than being at 100 feet and you mask keeps filling up with water. Well okay maybe that nasty little crawly, sexually transmitted thing you picked up from the hooker you screwed on a drunken binge is a bit more irritating than a leaking mask but not by much people...not by much.

I think I've heard my very best scuba diving question every. "Do you actually have to go underwater in order to become a certified scuba diver"

Well fuck no..we'll just sit you up on the shore and you can stare at the water for 20 minutes and we'll call it good.

Where do people come up with these questions, or am I just being cranky (shut up Burfica)

Happy Friday, everyone go have hot pig sex on me. You know the kind where you are just rooting around all excited and stuff. No don't think me..it's the least I can do for my friends.