I'm Done....D..U..N...Done

Finally I'm done with the toenail exams. The polish was a very sick color of puke green but that's probaby more information than you wanted to know isn't it. But hey we are all friends here.

The house elf has been away since Monday on a vacation that I was not invited on..again as I eluded to it's a long long story and I'm not going to bore you with it. But here I am single for 10 days, able to go out partying and acting the 20 year old slutty self I used to be and I end up with the flu or some such happy shit. I guess Karma is biting me in the ass.

~~Sigh~~

I am however quite happy to report that the house elf is having a totally miserable time and wishes he were home with his loving, sexy, slutty wife. HA..baby in your eye..

16 days until sunny Cozumel and diving until I think I'm a fish. I'm gonna go buy a new ever so sexy tankini. A bikini would be sexier, on someone much younger, with a much flatter stomach and more shapely legs. But you know what, after years of having to order the largest bathing suit in the "Big womans" catalog I'm just relishing in the fact I can go to a local department store and purchase a cute swim suit off the rack without having to go to the "woman's" section. And hell if I'd go in and get the tummy and thigh tuck I'd have that oh so sexy flat stomach and shapely legs, HOWEVER that means 6 to 9 months without Scuba Diving. Anyone think I'm gonna stay out of the water that long? Taint gonna happen. My true friends know the accomplishment I've made and they can just live with the lose damn skin on my body, besides it makes for an intresting time while in the water and thinking someone is trying to get my attention and then realizing it's the lose skin on my ass whapping me in the back. Ha Ha,,you all think I'm joking, you try losing 257lbs and see what kind of weird shit happens to you.

Well my exciting weekend is going to entail carpet cleaning where those little shit dogs that went to live with my aunt peed all over the carpet. I have 2 rooms done and have 4 more to go. I used to be a professional carpet cleaner so it's not a big deal to clean the carpets I just hate moving the funiture as I'm doing a deep spring cleaning. I'm also getting a bedroom ready for little gigantor this weekend, for his summer stay. Already have Burfica's room done. Hell I'd rent that room from myself it's so nicely done up. Satalite TV, DVD, VCR, highspeed internet connection. Comfy computer chair and a nice queen size bed with pillow shams and dust ruffle. (Anyone who knows me knows I'm not a foo foo type so to even say pillow shams and dust ruffle is cracking up most of my friends) Damn I outdid myself.

Okay I may post later..I'm busy busy busy at the shop today, just wanted to let you all know that I'm not dead, just puked myself inside out for a couple of days.

Happy Friday.
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