That rocks...
I'm hated...I know this is true cuz it was posted in a comment on someone elses blog in living color. **smirk** I'm so glad to know I have that effect on people. Usually it's undying adoration,love and worship from my followers I'm glad to know that in all my cutness I can still expel the evilness that tends to sneak out every now and again.
Okay enough about my cuteness! How was everyone's weekend? I found out on Saturday that if you haven't done any serious swimming for a couple months, and then you go do a 400 yard timed swim for a score you find muscles that you didn't know exsisted. I found out there are muscles in my neck that are connected to my big toes. Okay stop laughing it's true damnit. There is a muscle from my big toe running up the front of my legs through my torso and into the front of my neck. IT HURTS DAMNIT now give me a hug! Sheehs I'm always having to beg you people for affection. **sniff**
On Friday I was to get up at the butt crack of dawn and drive to Arkansas to deliver my mom's dogs to her sister. I got up and finally got motivated enough to get on the road, I was a whole 2 miles from home when my aunt called and said, hey we are already in AR why don't we just drive all the way over to Dallas/Ft. Worth that way we can visit mom and pick up the mutts. HA, at 2.00+ a gallon for gas I was like drive on baby. So they show up and folks..those little bark fuckers (stolen from Burfica) loved my Aunt and her hubby. What a relief. When they left the next morning neither dog even looked back when they jumped into the Aunt's car. I'm so glad they are gonna have a great home. On Saturday I got up at the butt crack of dawn again to send of the aunt, the hubby and the mutt heads. So by yesterday all I did was sleep all damn day. I slept better yesterday than I have since all this started in Januaury. And you know what I don't feel the least bit guilty about it either. **big smile**
So that was my rather hum drum weekend. I hope you all have much better stories for me. Things that involve sex, drugs, rock and roll, masturbating with a pepproni pizza or choclate pudding. I want all the gory and sticky details please.
Boy does that leave the door open for Aza, BM and Tim or what. Can't wait to see the stories.
Okay enough about my cuteness! How was everyone's weekend? I found out on Saturday that if you haven't done any serious swimming for a couple months, and then you go do a 400 yard timed swim for a score you find muscles that you didn't know exsisted. I found out there are muscles in my neck that are connected to my big toes. Okay stop laughing it's true damnit. There is a muscle from my big toe running up the front of my legs through my torso and into the front of my neck. IT HURTS DAMNIT now give me a hug! Sheehs I'm always having to beg you people for affection. **sniff**
On Friday I was to get up at the butt crack of dawn and drive to Arkansas to deliver my mom's dogs to her sister. I got up and finally got motivated enough to get on the road, I was a whole 2 miles from home when my aunt called and said, hey we are already in AR why don't we just drive all the way over to Dallas/Ft. Worth that way we can visit mom and pick up the mutts. HA, at 2.00+ a gallon for gas I was like drive on baby. So they show up and folks..those little bark fuckers (stolen from Burfica) loved my Aunt and her hubby. What a relief. When they left the next morning neither dog even looked back when they jumped into the Aunt's car. I'm so glad they are gonna have a great home. On Saturday I got up at the butt crack of dawn again to send of the aunt, the hubby and the mutt heads. So by yesterday all I did was sleep all damn day. I slept better yesterday than I have since all this started in Januaury. And you know what I don't feel the least bit guilty about it either. **big smile**
So that was my rather hum drum weekend. I hope you all have much better stories for me. Things that involve sex, drugs, rock and roll, masturbating with a pepproni pizza or choclate pudding. I want all the gory and sticky details please.
Boy does that leave the door open for Aza, BM and Tim or what. Can't wait to see the stories.
posted by Alekx @ 9:31 AM
9 Comments:
At 10:35 AM,
Dorko said…
Glad to see you're getting a few things off your "to do" list.
Burfica is right. You are the bad a** of the family. I mean when you swing the door wide open for pulp fiction you do it with aplomb and a pace setting that's all your own!
Kudos Nitro Goddess, Kudos!
At 12:03 PM,
Azathoth100 said…
Actually, I worked all weekend sweetie, no good stories here.
Also, you never need to beg me for a hug, I always have one waiting for you.
Ask BM about uses for pudding, he's s sick bastard. Another good one is why his back has scars all down it about the size of fingernails. Hehehe.
At 12:38 PM,
Alekx said…
Damn Aza you are gonna get me all worked up if you keep talking dirty like that. hehehehe
Holding my breath waiting for BM to comment
At 1:23 PM,
Burfica said…
yeah I wanna see who wrote hate comments about you!!!! THOSE FUCKERS BETTER NOT MESS WITH MY SISTER!!!!
Tell me tell me tell me now!!!!!
At 1:53 PM,
Mia said…
awww *hugs* oh the pain of it all.
Sounds like you had a busy busy weekend.I'll send you some tequila to help you out.
At 2:59 PM,
Alekx said…
Burf it was your favorite little hate monger
He hates me and Kitten
LOL
Apparently he doesn't know that you and I are sisters or whatever
At 6:06 PM,
Unknown said…
HEY...I'll have you know I have hobbies...I have hobbies doing sex, drugs, rock and roll, masturbating with pepproni pizza AND choclate pudding..for your information....now I gotta go pray because of all these hobbies...plus..I'm tired!!!...lol
***big smile back to you***
Some people call me Opie..but you can call me Op
At 5:42 AM,
BM, The Necessary Movement said…
Nahh that saby loves you. He is just jealous of your sexiness. Some people are weird that way. I love you and these other cool kats who frequent your blog love you too. Ok I am sure you already know this soooo on to the pudding pizza and scars all over my back. It’s a buffet of madness on BM’s back. See my wife likes to fuck and eat. She has claws, that I refer to as “talons of Passion” she cuts into me like a paper shredder and spills the blood all over clean sheets. I always have an interesting pattern on my back, a mural of love carved in the dark.
That is my brief description of my weekend. If you are ever in need of a skin graph you can have some of mine under my wife’s fingernails.
much love from the well defiled BM
At 9:26 AM,
kitten said…
Have the house elf rub something on your sore..um..whatever. he'll figure it out. I dont have any great tales of chocolate pudding and pizza...but ask me about hot wax and rope baby,,,I can fill you in! Ok,,,thats my bondage proclivaties showing. I think Saby has a good heart...but there must be a different ettiquette standard in india....
Have a good one, A.
XOX
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