Nitrogen Narcosis

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Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Arrughhhhhhh

I made a long post earlier and the computer blue screened on me.
I shouldn't have written such a steamy post of my past indrescretions of sex, drugs and rock and roll and Harley Davidson's.

It was a great post I wish you could have read it

So in the spirt of my buddy Tim, give me a topic any topic at all and I'll talk about it.

Hugs

16 Comments:

  • At 8:27 PM, Blogger Burfica said…

    the house elf's scab collection

     
  • At 8:30 PM, Blogger Alekx said…

    It's growing and had to upgrade to a maynoise jar..but it's still not as big as the booger collection that's been moved into the large tupperware bowl.

     
  • At 9:30 PM, Blogger Unknown said…

    Any subject huh...ok...Dorko.

    Op~

     
  • At 10:48 PM, Blogger Dorko said…

    "Yahtahey"

     
  • At 4:58 AM, Blogger Blog ho said…

    past indrescretions of sex, drugs and rock and roll and Harley Davidson's. go!

     
  • At 6:04 AM, Blogger Mia said…

    Awww...gotta hate when that happens...mmmm sex, drugs, rock and roll, and Harleys....brutal combination....I wanna hear about it.

     
  • At 8:13 AM, Blogger kitten said…

    Awww...blogger sux, and dont we know it..but you blog your ll heart out about any ole thing, I will will absorb every word...well...what are you waiting for?

    O.
    And how does one properly care for the silicone part of a dive mask...?

     
  • At 9:19 AM, Blogger Alekx said…

    Op~ Dorko was my roommate for quite sometime. She is by far and away one of the GREATEST people in this whole wide world. I love her but don't tell her that she'll get embarassed.

    Dorko~That's what the old drunk Navajo guy always said to me right before he wanted to take his puke and snot crusted hand and shake mine with it. And we all know you can't insult an entire clan by refusing. but icky....

    Ho~You know I'm just trying to keep up with you luv.

    Mir~ Yup all of the above, Way to much fun way to many stories. I'll try yet another post and see if I can get it to stick this time.

    Kitten~ For the dive mask, many say that smearing seman onto it keeps it nice and pliable however that can get sticky and smelly so I'd suggest 1. be sure to rinse with clean fresh water after every time it's used. Do not leave your mask laying out in the sun and every once in awhile take some baby shampoo and clean off the silicone skirting and rinse very well with clean water. Don't store your mask when it's wet it'll get all stinky and moldy

     
  • At 11:30 AM, Blogger Alekx said…

    I guess good cop bad cop doesn't include the time I missed a turn and ran smack right into a tree...at 60mph, we kinda dented the front end of the cruiser a bit...or the time we discovered that when it's really foggy and night time one should not run with red and blue overheads on as you can't see and the patrol car behind you will run right into your ass end.
    there was the time we arrested a rapist and my partner and the duty sargent wouldn't allow me in the cell with him for just 3 minutes. that's all I needed damnit..nor court costs, no having to pay to feed him in prision nada..but they wouldn't let me in to interragotate him.
    Bastards

     
  • At 12:15 PM, Blogger Dorko said…

    [blush!]Nice try at getting me all embarassed you guys. Now I'm running around with ruddy cheeks! Cool. Make people wonder what I've been up too...

    Thanks for your kind words, Old friend, just for that I am NOT going to mention "Vern". (At least not until I can find that old photo to post/send U... figure you might need a new target for harpoon practice?)

     
  • At 12:48 PM, Blogger Alekx said…

    Arughhhh
    Vern...gawd he was cute but what a frigging LOSER
    Wonder if he's still in prision.
    It's a good place for him

     
  • At 1:02 PM, Blogger kitten said…

    Ern said no to the seman thing...but I was thinking more of a "packed away for the long haul"storage, if you will..a it doesnt seem that I will be going anywhere anytime soon...., kinda thing...

     
  • At 3:23 PM, Blogger Alekx said…

    store it in a mask box in a cool dry place and just check it before diving with it.

    Hrumph at packed away for the long haul sort of thing.
    That attitude ain't gonna get you scuba diving woman

     
  • At 6:45 PM, Blogger Burfica said…

    Okay just to clarify Vern was NOT cute. He looked like a homeless old carny. (the creepy guy running the feris wheel) Now Bill, he was cute. But lets not go there. Lest we be scared very very scared.

     
  • At 7:23 PM, Blogger Alekx said…

    mmmmmmmm yup Bill was a cutie for sure
    but not sure what my past infatuations with convicted felons was
    thankfully I got out of that before they stayed around for more than a couple months or so

    Gosh I think you and Dorko are the only ones that know about them ALL

     
  • At 8:54 AM, Blogger Dorko said…

    Burfica! God love ya. I wasn't gonna say any more about "Vern". Glad we got you to fill in the picture there! OH My Golly ~LOL!

     

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