Okay I was tagged by Dorko and whilst I don't do these much this one kind caught my attention so what the hell.
I'm not gonna tag anyone but if it looks fun to do then TAG go do it. Sheesh do I have to hold your damn hand for everything. Just read then do it if you want.

The object of this exercise is simple. Pick five from the list and complete the phrase.
Feel free to add additional occupations after you’ve done yours.
Pass it on to others. (You just can NOT pass it back to me… tag backs are strictly prohibited!!!)Silly? Yeah. Fun? Of course!
The List:
If I could be a scientist
If I could be a farmer
If I could be a musician
If I could be a doctor
If I could be a painter
If I could be a gardener
If I could be a missionary
If I could be a chef
If I could be an architect
If I could be a linguist
If I could be a psychologist
If I could be a librarian
If I could be an athlete
If I could be a lawyer
If I could be an innkeeper
If I could be a professor
If I could be a writer
If I could be a llama-ride (by Ogre)
If I could be a bonnie pirate (By Teach)
If I could be a servicemember By Jeremy)
If I could be a business owner (By Blue 944)
If I could be an actor(By Blue 944)
If I could be an agent (By KelBel)
If I could be video game designer(By KelBel)
If I could be a comic book artist(By Stoli)
If I could be a hooker(By Pollo Loco)
If I could be a crack addict(by Elizabeth)
If I could be a porn star(by Elizabeth)
If I could be a mime(by Garrison)
If I could be a domestic engineer (by Rick)
If I could be a chimney sweep (by laine)
If I could be a masseuse (by laine)
If I could be a taxi driver (by Brian)
If I could be a priest (by Brian)
If I could be the Sherrif Of Nottingham (Karen)
If I could be a dancer (Karen)
If I could be Santa Claus (Karen)
If I could be on a reality TV show (Dawn)
If I could be a magician (Dawn)
If I could be a railroader (Dorko)
If I could be an Artist (Dorko)
If I could be a Trainer (Dorko)

If I could be a priest: I'd try my hardest not to sexually assult alterboys and the society of Mary ladies every Sunday (I know I know I'm going to hell for that, I'll meet you all there cuz you laughed damnit)

If I could be a Hooker: I'd either be a great catcher of fish or my hoo ha would be about 14 inches in diameter cuz all the boys would want to pay for this hubba hubba hunk of burning love (done in my best elvis presly girlie voice)

If I could be on a reality TV Show: I'd be on surivor, and I'd win a million dollars cuz I'd be the only one left after eating the competion. No really I'd eat the competion, after all food is scarce and one needs their protein from somewhere...and there you have a whole tribe just laying around waiting to be your Golden Coral buffet dinner. Yummy See I'd eat the competition cuz I'm cranky when I'm hungry damnit.

If I could be a missionary: I'd be fired and sent to be on Surivor becasue I hear pygmies are good with a little salt and lemon juice

If I could be a crack addict: I'd sit around all day smoking outta my stylish test tube pipe and play with myself until I had to get up and go rob the closest bank or ATM in order to get more crack and KY jelly...HEY playing with yourself all days drys you out and causes a rash if you aren't careful people.

Okay that's it for me for now.
I'll post later
Happy Friday
(PS 2 1/2 days until Cozumel...how o how will you live without me for a whole week)