Human Pinball

So I'm still wandering around the house drooling and bumping into walls and funiture....If one of you got some paddles at different areas of my home you could wiz me around like a human pinball. That could be fun when I'm naked. Or it could be scary depending on how much you like me naked.

As you can see I'm still trying to get used to the damn midnight shifts. But I would rather work nights and not be around the STUPID people that seem to inhabit the daylight hours.

Holy shit there is this new girl that was hired. What a fucking moron she is. We ended up in training togehter on Monday so me being the wonderful nice person that I am invited her to sit with the rest of the security personal so she didn't feel left out. Sometimes I'm such an idiot, and should be hit in the back of the head. She was at our table for exactly 15 minutes before I was chewing off my own arm to get the hell away.

What is it with 20 something years old that THINK they have been there and done that. EVERYTHING bigger and better than anyone else, and you can tell when they open their mouths that they are so full of SHIT. This chick is one of those. She'll start talking and all that falls out is BS. Then you call her on it and she gets huffy because of course even though you are 20 years her senior and really have been there and done that, she is the only one that knows anything.

One of the things that spilled out of her garbage hole was she was talking about applying for 9-11 dispatcher. (you guessed it, the one that I'm in the final running for) And she is at the table talking to me, and 2 other officers (both retired police officers) and she's talking about how she went to the oral board interviews but she didn't pass the board. (She got a 2.8, I got a 5.8 and was told I passed with the highest score) But then she proceeded to tell everyone that the police department told her they were not going to hire anyone because they liked her so much they were going to hold the position until she could re-apply and they could help her pass so they could hire her. DAMN I guess I have NO chance to get hired there now eh. What do you all think should I give up my hopes of being hired? Since after all the PD is going to hold off until they can hire this woman.
And when she told this story about the PD holding the job both retired police officers horked coffee out their noses. I think I'm going to have to get them sinus surgery now. Hot coffee...scorched sinuses, blisters on the insides of their noses. It's an ugly ugly site.

Gawd DAMNIT I hate stupid people

Okay I'm done bitching...I'm leaving now.