9-1-1 Calls

........You can tell it was Friday night

Call.....My boyfriend beat the shit out of me but I want to go home to him...Can an officer come over and tell him not to hit me anymore? (**Stupid Bitch)

Call....I was parked at the Peter Piper Pizza and left this guy I just met in my car while I ran inside to get something and when I came out he was gone with my car (**This woman needs a seat on the retards short bus)

Call....Send an Ambulance my 16 year old son just zipped his penis up in his blue jeans and we can't get it out. (**Sorry guys I know you are winching on this one)

Call.....We need an ambulance my boyfriend found a syst on my pussy and now I know why it hurts to walk. (**I wanna know how the boyfriend found it and did it pop when he found it....Oh shush you all already knew I was a sick puppy)

Okay the sun is up so it's time for me to crawl into bed.
Night all