As Boring as Burfica

Sooooooooo I've been racking my brain for 3 days for some sort of snarky post, and I got nothing....I mean NOTHING, a big fat ZERO
I'm still trying to figure out what happened to that Harely riding, tequilla guzzling, sex addicted slut bomb I was of yester-year...And now here I sit a professional, driving a consertive SUV and have a Kaluha and Cream every now and again for my "big night out" Gahhhhh what happened?

I can't even share any of the exciting stories from work with you all right now, well because all the good shit is still with the detectives and not for public consumption.

However I do have to say this to all of you. Please look up your police departments non-emergency number and program it into your cell phone and home phone. DO NOT call 9-1-1 to bitch that a stoplight is way to long and you are going to run it if someone doesn't make it turn GREEN RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. This is not a valid emergency call. Neither is calling to say your neighbors are having sex to loud and you can't sleep.

However I'm sure the officers were quite thrilled to go tell that apartment that they'd have to tone down their moaning and sexual exploits so the neighbors can sleep.

I was going to go blow up some targets today, but I guess letting the house elf go have boys night out a couple weeks ago is the only extra activities we can afford for now. So being the boring person I am I get to hang out and do laundry, vacume the floors, and maybe watdch a netflix movie...Oh fucking joy...I can hardly wait.

I've got to buy more porn to masturbate to if I'm gonna be stuck at home.

Oh wait...that would entail extra activities, so I guess that's out.

Happy Whatever day this is to all of you.