White Castle Vex

So as some of you know the husband unit has a new job that has him either working from home or traveling.
Right now he is "cough cough" blessed with traveling to Sacramento CA on a regular basis.
Text is a good thing since our 2 schedules don't allow for lots of phone calls. So here is a text last Wednesday about White Castle

H.U. Hunni we rented a car and all of us are going to go eat at White Castle

Me. Oh fine, I like White Castle and you can't find one in Red Neck Texas where we live

H.U. I'll leave early Friday and get you some.

Me. Gross at cold white castle

H.U. Well we are at the White Castle Address and I can't find it

Me. I'm not suprised you can't find your way around the house. Please tell me you weren't navigating

H.U. of course I was navigating. I have my I-Phone with maps

Me. Well did you call them to ask them how to get you lost butt over there

H.U. They said it's across from the Furniture Store.

H.U. Well guess the hell what.

Me. What

H.U. I found a bar across from the furiture store and 10 years ago it used to be a white castle, so now I found this place called booyah steak house.

Me. Okay have a good dinner

H.U. Hunni guess what

Me. What

H.U. Booyah is now a bar too I guess we'll go to black angus or McDonalds

Poor guy

Thursday he spent the whole evening drunk texting me. Insisiting I call him when I get off work. He sends his last test saying CALL ME WHEN YOU GET OFF 30 seconds count em 30 seconds before I hit the dial button. No answer
I guess in that 30 seconds he passed smooth out. Woke up the next morning thinking where did I pass out the bed is really short and my feet hurt.
ha he passed out crosswise on the bed with his feet hanging over the edge all night.

I'm guessing there is not much to do in Sacramento.

Have a great weekend all I ditched work tonight and am sitting around in my jammies.

Random-a-ness

...shut up it's my word and I like it. Random-a-ness ha ha ha

Can you believe it's not even been a month and I'm posting again. I must have a fever or something.

I hate Doctors. First she puts me on Welbuturn, not because I'm suicidal or anything, but because I feel tense and want to pick fights when I'm not on it. And I don't like feeling that way. So I've been taking 300 mg a day, and called to renew my perscription, the doctor says no. I'm like you are cutting me off cold turkey? The nurse is like we ain't seen you in a year so no we won't refill it or even give you any to last you until you can have an appt. So I ask what am I suppose to do in the mean time other than call my fucking lawyer you bitch. She goes I don't care. (Bitch)
So I'll see a PA and next week begin the search for a new Dr. Cuz I'm am the consumer damnit. PERIOD. (See I wanna pick fights more than usual)

I'm so sick the last two weeks, at work, hearing certain phrases.
Phrase 1: SHIT they just hit the wall and someone or 2 someones have been ejected from the vehicle
Phrase 2: I think he is dead
Phrase 3: Ut oh this one doesn't have a pulse
Phrase 4: I think I want to kill myself
Phrase 5: Damn that guy has a gun
Yup that's been my life the last couple of weeks. Don't get me wrong I LOVE my job and never want to do anything else until retirement. But sometimes when you get all the bad calls back to back day after day, it wears a body down.
Oh and my least favorite Phrase EVER, when answering 9-1-1 and hearing well it's not an emergency but I have a question. Come on people use 911 when you need it. PLEASE USE IT WHEN YOU NEED IT. But please look up the non emergency number of your city and any other cities you travel through on a regular basis and program them in your cell phone.
Use 911 for things like medical call (no matter what they are
Fires no matter what's on fire call 911
Fights (fist, weapons, domestic etc)
Drunk drivers
Traffic Accidents (if no one is hurt and you can get off the road non emergency is fine)
And any other Emergency
Please note, your truck that was stolen during the night (and yes I understand it's tramuatic cuz mine was stolen and I understand you paid 50 grand for it) is not an emergency, the guy dying of a heart attack on the other line is an emergency.
If it's in the process of being stolen right now, or someone is doing damage to property right now. Call 911. In progress stuff is always a 911 call. :-)

Okay that's my 911 rant

I go get my hair trimmed today. I look like a mop

Oh I got my new parrot her name is peanut. one of these days I will post photos of her. She is beautiful and she is a snuggle birdie.

All right I have to go kick the man unit in the butt cuz we needed to leave 2 minutes ago.

Happy Friday Everyone