My eyebrows are sore

Holy moly people. I've deceided my favorite water aerobics instructor is a spawn of satan trying to get me to convert or something.
I have sore muscles that only a newly appointed porn star should have.

MY FRIGGIN thighs hurt!!

But then again my abs hurt, my arms hurt, my legs hurt, and I can't figure out why my hooo haw hurts but it does. Is it possible to pull your pelivic bone?

What I don't get is I keep going back to this evil woman. But being the good sister that I am I drag Burfica along in hopes that she will save me from the sore muscles..but she doesn't and now she's bitching about having sore muscles too.

WTF why can't I have this drop dead gorgous body without having to work for it.

If I had

If I had a bannana I would.......


Go ahead tell me what you would.

Cute day

Ever had a day that you feel really cute. Well I'm really cute today.
My butt is tight, my boobs are perky, my hair and make up is perfect, my cloths are sassy

Yup I'm cute today.

sex is over-rated

...but holy shit is it the funnest thing in the world to do. You know squirm around on the sheets moaning and grunting, ripping cloths off and tossing them around the room. Having that whole two minutes of bliss then turning over for a good session of pleasing one's self then a good nights sleep.

Damnit...now I forgot what I was going to post about. But I'm sure it isn't going to be as intresting as sex. Nothing ever is now is it.

I feel like a big wrinkly, crinkly prune right now. You know how bad Kevin Costner looked in the movie water world...with all the wrinkles and pits in his face....well he looked good compared to how I look right now. Between water aerobics, working in the pool with morons..errrr I mean students (who just happen to be morons this class) and going diving I think I'm in the water this month more than I'm on land...And damnit people water is not a good lubericant for anything except cutting marble.

I also have a big and I mean BIG bruise on my ass from trying to find a good position to carry my new weapon. I really need someone to kiss it and make it better, but the hubby is like HELL NO you have a loaded gun back there. I ain't coming near you. Anyone feel brave????

No

Ah well...

I think Burfica is playing off her injuries Just so that I'll continue to wait on her hand and foot. She keeps telling me that her ankle hurts really bad and it's hard to walk...however when those cute teen-age little boy life guards (collage age teen agers you perverts) go walking by she can sure move to chase them around the pool. I'm thinking her ankle only hurts when it's time to do dishes or laundry.

By the way Burf is going to hell for the thoughts and fantasies she's having about those cute, hunky, need to be my cabana boys, life guards. So you all say bye to her as she continues her journey into the sulfer pits.

Okay when it's not late and I'm not so exhausted I can't even keep my eyes open or my nipples hard I'll try to make a more witty post.

Night all and I hope you had a happy full moon Monday

Did ya Miss me

......What the hell do you mean "were you gone Alekx"
POUT

Okay that's it..no blogging......ha so put that in your eye and blink on it a few times

~~Sigh~~

I knew you wouldn't belive me

So I'm sorry I've been gone so long. I can't help it. It's been manical around here. What with Burfica doing the concrete boogie in my drive way. Talk about MAJOR drama queen. I mean sheesh she's letting little things like a dislocated elbow, sprained ankle, aprained knee, sprained wrist and and sprained thumb (oh and by the way I bet that little floating bone in her thumb is acutally broken) but any way she's letting these little things not let her do things like oh walk and move her arm. What a big baby (in my best Bill Engval---little asian acupunctrist voice). I probably shouldn't make these rude remarks since she's living at my house and knows where all my loaded weapons are. If you never hear from me again you'll know she wasn't amused by the "big baby" comment. hehehehe

Let's see...we all know how maternal I am. Wanting to have 14 kids and all (yah right) I have to say life with a 9 year old in the house is EXCITING. They have so much energy I get worn out just watching lil gigantor play. He has helped his uncle house elf mow the lawn, and then we spent all of yesterday at a wild life park and a dinosaur park. Was such a long day we even wore out the kiddo.

I'm busy doing diving stuff. We are in the peak of dive season, and now that the house elf and I are "real" divemasters, the demand for us is at an all time high. To date I haven't drowned anyone yet. Yay team. Let's try to keep that quota...no drowning students...good thing....drowing students....bad thing.

Okay I have to pretend like I run a dive shop now
And Burfica is a damn Liar she was calling the emu's over to her I kept trying to drive away but she would yell at me for it.
hehehehehe
Happy Monday y'all