Nitrogen Narcosis: July 2007

Frog Killing - Shit Eating Dog

What more can I say
No frog is safe within the reach of zeus, whether he's leaping up and making their guts squirt out approx 18 feet or if he's tossing them in the air pretending they are bouncy balls. However frogs don't bounce to good once being in the jaws of a rottweiler puppy.

AND how gross no pile of shit is safe weather it be dog poop, cat poop bird poop or frog poop. The dumb ass is going to eat it.

Okay time for lunch

Happy Monday

Later

I'm working hard!
I'm reading the last Harry Potter book
I'm working on my yard
I'll be back soon

Oh That Smell

So I'm sitting watching TV with the house elf.

Who in all his glory raises a butt cheek and lets this rip roaring fart
that put green goo onto the walls.

I'm looking at him in stunned silence, and he looks at me with the most serious look on his face and says OH that's gonna be itchy when it drys.

GAG

*** #(*%#$ Blogger won't let me put in a title, I'm sure like the rest of you****

ODE TO BINKY BEAR

Dear Binky Bear,

Mommy and Daddy gave you to me the first day I came here to live. I was little and scared and had been passed around from house to house all my young life.
We got home and they handed you to me.

You were my best friend. I carried you everywhere. You were never not by my side. I cuddled you, played with you and when my mouth was ouchie because I was cutting teeth you let me chew on you to make my gums feel better. Oh how I loved you my binky bear.

Then it happened. I started growing up. You didn't go to many places with my anymore.
But I'd still come back to you and cuddle especially when I got yelled at for being bad. You were still my little binky bear.

Then OH my one day I was playing with you and the next thing I knew, I ate off your face and pulled both your arms and legs off and scattered your stuffing all over the floor and played and played in what was left of you.

Binky Bear I'm so sorry, and know I still love you my binky, and I'll see you someday in binky bear heaven

Your Friend
Zeus
the puppy