Santa Claus is coming to town

...and he looks like a little Filippino guy.

So scuba elf and I already bought our pressies for each other. It's the same thing. whooooooo hooooooooo

Can you guess....

go on guess....

sheesh people

let me give you a hint

It starts with an I and ends with a phone

so if you want non-ending text messages while I'm bored at work ALL night long you'll have to send me 1) numbers to bother you non stop, and/or e-mail addresses to bother you non-stop.

However this endless texting crusade will not commence until Christmas as we are grounded from opening them until Santa day. :-)

So I was gonna have you all comment in the form of a Christmas story but that Hussy Melody Ann stole my damn idea.
Okay really I stole her idea but damnit she should have just e-mailed it to me and let me do it. hahahha

I hate friggin Walmart

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okay so I guess you aren't going to let me get away with that are you.
We go to Walmart to get Burfica and Gigantors Christmas present. We figured there cuz it was 10 dollars cheaper then the other place we were going to get it. (Of course I can't post it here cuz Burf won't close her eyes and then she'll know what she got.)
But anyway we are checking out and the lady opens the box and starts pillifering though it. I'm like what the fuck are you doing,
Lady: I have to check this to make sure it's okay
Me; ummmm if it's not okay I'll bring it back please get your sticky finger OFF
Lady: I have to do this
Me: Just hurry up then because we were second in line with you and have already waited 45 gawd damned minutes.
Lady: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Me: OH MY FUCKING GOD JUST CHECK US OUT
Lady: I'm going as fast as I can.

We had 8 items for check out. It took 30 minutes for her to get us checked out. That is on top of the 45 minutes we had to wait. Poor guy behind us was like what the fuck people.

I wish some of these stores would at least hire people with a double digit IQ

Okay
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