No more crazy straw intestines

so my insides no longer sound like a crazy straw slurping up sludge. Or pushing it out at high rates of speed. All I can say on this is thank you to the poop gods for seeing fit to remove their curse from my butt.

It was a movie weekend. First went to Bridge to Terabethia. Very good family movie. It will make you laugh, it will make you go Awwww and Ohhhh and it will make you cry. Over all not at all what I expected but still quite good.
Second we went to see Ghost Rider. I was suprised at it. I enjoyed the movie, but now have to keep an eye on the house elf. He might go purchase a harley and see if he can set it and his skull on fire. As much as I adore my firemen I really don't need them visiting my house.

Yesterday the Dallas/Ft Worth Area looked like Armageddon and the end of days. Came out of the theater and the sky has this orange overcast, everything is eearily reflecting off surfaces. The wind is blowing almost like a tornado is building up.
Turned out to be a huge dirt/dust storm with 50 to 80 mile an hour winds, but I was looking at the house elf on my way to work, telling him well if I die at work Honey you can have my new car. :-) He didn't seem to amused.

Of course with the winds that high, things were a mess thorugh work. Power outages, stoplights off, (and of course no driver is smart enough to treat a non working stoplight like a 4 way stop, NOOOOO everyone wants to go first without stoping. Fugging idiots) Power poles were being ripped out of the ground which of course is making power go out all over the city.
FOR THE LOVE OF WHATEVER GOD YOUR BELIVE IN PEOPLE....Do NOT call 911 to ask of if we are aware the power is out, or to ask when it will be back on. I DON'T Fing care if you can't watch deal or no deal. Call your damn electric company. I'm to busy getting calls about bad guys trying to rob the local jewlery store cuz the power is out.
I just can not belive the stupid ass things people dial 911 for. I mean use it if you need it. But PLEASE and I've asked this before. The areas you drive thorugh on a regular basis. Look up the police/fire non emergency numbers and program them into your cell phones.
Okay I'm done ranting. Today is Sunday and for some reason that seems to be the day that many families feel the need to beat the living hell outta each other. So I'm gonna go do a couple double shots to prepare. (okay so minus the double shots)

Have a good Sunday all.

Warm Weather and the runs

ever had your bowels sound like something sucking through a crazy straw until it explodes. Well if you have then you can picture my day yesterday. Holy moly hershey squirts batman. The only time I was outta bed yesterday was to hit the bathroom.
Okay so to much info?
Ah well live with it cuz I'm so damn loveable.

Today I feel every so much better. It's 78 outside so I just had to jump in the little red car, open the sun roof and go putting around town. heheheh In your eye suckers.

Not to much going on at the moment other than pulling pratical jokes on a fireman and having him put in handcuffs, stuffed in a squad car and convinced he was going to jail for an outstanding ticket for no seatbelt no less. Firemen are such babies about those things. But hey they are still heros to be running into places all other sane people are running out of.

okay not much more. Gonna go see a movie tonight maybe, so will let you know what we saw and if it was any good.

Later

Car Part 2

okay you can go here
Yah its got a hemi and check out the car.

Watches and bracelets and Cars OH MY

So Tuesday Feb 13, the house elf had to have carpel tunnel surgery on his left hand (and he's left handed) he had his right hand done in Oct. He's pretty laid up since he can't use his left hand. It's kinda fun to pick on him about it. shhhhh don't tell him that.
So on Valentine's day morning he wakes up and says I have to get something to eat I'll be right back (blood sugar and all) so I snuggle back down in the blankies to go back to sleep, when he comes back in and says I can't make my toast can you come help. So I get outta bed and on the counter is a package and he got me this drop dead beautiful watch and tennis bracelet and earrings. He and my sister were sneaky getting me to pick out these items. Using excuses like Burfica needing me to do a survey for her and blah blah blah. Sneaky pair they are anyway.

Then we were talking about my poor durango that the air conditioning was on the fritz, the seat was broken and the engine was making weird sounds, and I've had brake issues with it for several years. (I think they had a fopa at the manufacturing plant but of course it wasn't detected right away so nobody would cover it or take responsibiltiy for it.

So off we went shopping, Of course just to test drive, and ended up with them giving us the price we wanted, so yesterday we came home with a bright red (official name is torro red) 2007 Dodge Charger. Holy hell what a car and yes it's got a Hemi!!! 5.7 ltr engine with a hemi
we got power seats, power pedals (the foot pedals go up and down for the drivers) power mirrors, a 6 disc CD changer, a sun roof and some other stuff...lots of other stuff.
whoooooo hoooooooooo I'll take some pictures today. if I can figure out how to post pics on here I will. I'm not downloading that crappy blogger software for photos to my new Macintosh computer. So if anyone else has any ideas let me know.

So me and my RED Charger and my cute one handed house elf, are going for a spin.....in your eye suckers.

Clutz

Holy hell, I'm a clutz
Ya'd think someone could see a fire truck parked in their way. Wouldn't you
I mean it's a big red engine thing with lots of hoses and crap on it....
Ya'd think that any normal human being would give it a wide berth.
Walk around the damn thing.
But NOOOOOOO
Stupid ass cluzy me had to walk right next to the damn thing, trip over the big mean old fire truck and land right on my ass.
........and I couldn't even do it in another city, nooooo I had to fall on my ass in front of MY firemen.
Shit I'm never gonna live this one down.

So Does anyone ever come here anymore?

So.....almost a year I've been gone.
Anyone even miss me?
Anyone even come here anymore?
Anyone even care?

.....anyway still working in a PD dispatching police and fire. My partner and I were working a large house fire, and the fire chief asks us to call the Gas company since there was a large gas pipe right by the burning house and ask them to get the gas turned off.

I make the call, speak to the very slow moving woman, I tell her our Fire Department is working a large house fire and needs the gas off ASAP, she slowly takes down all the info, then I guess reading from a script, she says okay so evacuate everyone from the home and extinguise all open flames immediatly.

Ummmm, well I had to say it. I go yes mame, that's what all the firemen are doing there, trying to keep the damn house from burning down. I'll tell them you said they had to complete that task immediatly.

DUH here's your damn sign.

Anyway if anyone even comes here anymore I'll try to start posting again
if nobody does, my own fault.